Indian Media:

• Pakistan and Saudi Arabia sign the Defence Deal. Too bad.
•  Oh, we worked so hard to Justify Operation Sindoor. Imagine sending friends and foes to different Arab Lands.
•  Our Modi himself neglected office. Hugged so many of those Muslims (he had to bathe every time)hugging those cow eaters was not easy.
•  And what a gift he gets from Saudi Arabia on his Birthday. How could they forget the terror camps of Pakistan. Pulwama, Pehelgam.

Pakistan Media:

• Looks like your tricks didn’t work. You were never were sincere with them.
• We have a history of providing military support to Arabs since 1967.
• We trained the Saudi pilots, fought with them against Yemen far back in 1967.
•  General Zia protected King of Jordan in 1970 and helped suppress the Black September organisation..
•  We were there to defend the Kabah in 1979.
•  Saudi king trusted us with his own security.
• And do you know our General Raheel Shareef . Well he headed the Islamic Military Counter Terrorism Coalition, with office in Riyadh.
•  And you call us terrorist breeders. Who will believe you?
• Who confronted Israel after Doha attack?
• So, did you expect them to reach out to you. You, trained by Israel.

Indian Media:

• What about insurgency in Kashmir. Have they forgotten Kargil? 
• They did not even consider our trade deals. No Loyalty.
• We have technical expertise they need for their NEOM project.
•  We buy 20 % of our oil from them.
•  We even provide manpower for their projects.

Pakistan Media: 

•  Don't couple trade and defence.
•  We are part of their fight against your friend, Israel.
•  You want to look sincere to both sides, pleasing none.
•  At present you are in a ditch diplomatically.
•  You go and buy oil from Russia. Then you go and hug Zelensky.
•  You even messed up with Uncle Sam.
•  And do you think the Arabs don’t know about your Muslim hatred?
•  Anyhow its more about Arabs and Israel. You are not that important for them.
•  We could have more members joining us soon.
•  So, think twice before pulling any more stunts.
•  Now stop complaining and make friends with us. We love your Bollywood.
•  Let’s be good neighbours and dance to each other’s music. 

Saba Qamar

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